Luxurious Bastard Holy Beard Butter

The Holy Bastard

the beard oil that's so divine, it might just make your facial hair feel holier than thou. Picture this: the holy of holies in a bottle, inspired by the oils that adorned the beards of wise men and, hey, who knows, maybe even gave Jesus that extra sheen (okay, okay, I know, a bit of a stretch). We've gone all out with this blend, mixing in sacred oils like frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, and cypress, among others. Apply this heavenly concoction, and you might just feel like you've been touched by the beard gods themselves... Alright, alright, maybe I'm getting a tad carried away here.